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docs: correct Attic postmortem monitoring findings (#288)

## Correction

The original postmortem said Attic had no health check. Gatus already checked it every minute and worked:

- first failure: 10:10:57 CDT
- ntfy alert after three failures: 10:12:58
- recovery alert: 11:21:58

The response failed because one noisy monitoring stream made the important Attic alert look routine. Buildbot and voicemail also fired transient alerts at nearly the same time.

## Changes

- correct duration and timeline
- replace the false missing-monitor claim with alert fatigue
- mark the DB URL audit and fixed endpoint checks complete
- add bounded follow-ups to rank noisy checks and split alert urgency
- state why Attic should not trigger automatic rollback

Docs only. All pre-commit hooks pass.

Co-authored-by: Ammar Nanjiani <ammar.nanjiani@gmail.com>
Reviewed-on: https://codeberg.org/ananjiani/infra/pulls/288

Total

2h34m23s

Time to Start Worker time Duration Time to finish Idle
Config 11s 12s 12s 23s 11s
Eval 23s 9m41s 9m41s 10m04s 0s
Build 9m59s 3h54m57s 2h24m35s 2h34m35s 34m42s
Suite 11s 4h04m51s 2h34m23s 2h34m35s 34m54s

Timeline

Config Eval Build Compressed gap
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